Joke - The Irish Prostitute

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her Father cussed her.

�Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?�

�Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?�

The girl, crying, replied, �Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...�

�Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.�

�OK, Dad-- as ye wish.�

�I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate.�

�For me little brother, this gold Rolex.�

�And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club.............. (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year�s Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and.....�

�Now what was it ye said ye had become?� says Dad.

Girl, crying again, �Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.�

�Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl!�

�I thought ye said a Protestant, come here and give yer old Dad a hug.�