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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Thursday, 12 May 2016

Joke - How Many Feminists?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?  Trick question, they can't change anything.

Joke - Plane Crash

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Two ladies, one white and one black is flying. Suddenly, the plane hits bad weather and the pilot declares that he is going to crash land. H...
Wednesday, 11 May 2016

Joke - Parachute for Sale

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Used once, never opened, small stain
Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Joke - Police Officer and the Pothead

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Saturday, 17 October 2009

Joke - Farting Problem

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There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting. She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them. So one ...
Sunday, 11 October 2009

Joke - Viagra

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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight... When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked ...
Friday, 25 September 2009

Joke - Universal laws

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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Wor...
Sunday, 30 August 2009

Joke - Maths

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A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, �Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.� �Three plus six, the son of a b...
Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Joke - Old Man

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. �I couldn�t help noticing how happy you look,� she says. �What�s your...
Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Joke - Latex Gloves

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A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico. "Workers stick their hands in melt...
Monday, 1 June 2009

Joke - 9999999999

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One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus #99 and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street. When the...
Sunday, 31 May 2009

Joke - Looking for me!

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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialled the employe...
Thursday, 28 May 2009

Joke - Engineer

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There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he ...
Sunday, 24 May 2009

Joke - Shave and a Haircut

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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the...
Saturday, 23 May 2009

Joke - Heart Transplant

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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors...
Monday, 4 May 2009

Joke - Waking Up

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife says, "You should do it, because you...

Joke - Honest Bumper Stickers

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-- All men are idiots, and I married their king. -- Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. -- I brake for no appa...
Friday, 1 May 2009

Joke - Hospital Bill

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Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regaine...

Joke - 50 Things To Do In An Elevator

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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. 3....
Friday, 17 April 2009

Joke - The Irish Prostitute

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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. �Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye ...