Wednesday, 29 November 2006

Boss and employees

Boss to four of his employees:
"- I'm really sorry but I'm going to have let one of you go."
Black employee: - "I'm a protected minority"
Female employee:- "And I am a woman"
Oldest employee: - "Fire me,buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin"
To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay...".

Wednesday, 8 November 2006

25,000 Profile Views

The Mitten State Sports Report is constantly looking for ways to grow, and improve.  The profile of Tony Pertile has received 25,12...