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Joke - Maths
A little boy was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself, �Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.�
�Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine...�
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, �What are you doing?�
The little boy answered, �I'm doing my maths homework, Mom.�
�And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?� the mother asked.
�Yes,� he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, �What are you teaching my son in maths?�
The teacher replied, �Right now, we are learning addition.�
The mother asked, �And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?�
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, �What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.�
He said to himself, �Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.�
�Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine...�
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, �What are you doing?�
The little boy answered, �I'm doing my maths homework, Mom.�
�And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?� the mother asked.
�Yes,� he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, �What are you teaching my son in maths?�
The teacher replied, �Right now, we are learning addition.�
The mother asked, �And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?�
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, �What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.�
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