Joke - How Many Feminists?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 

Trick question, they can't change anything.

Joke - Plane Crash

Two ladies, one white and one black is flying. Suddenly, the plane hits bad weather and the pilot declares that he is going to crash land. Hearing this, the black lady starts to undress. Surprised, the other ask, "what the hell are you doing? " 

She replies, "don't you know the first thing they look for after a crash is black box?".