Joke - Old Man

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

�I couldn�t help noticing how happy you look,� she says.

�What�s your secret for a long happy life?�

�I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,� he responds.

�I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fat foods, and never exercise.�

�That�s amazing,� the woman answered, �How old are you?�

�Forty-six,� he said.